Exelent school district - spell check is melting

I want to use this blog to point out some things that are funny. Sometimes funny, is really sad, and it just happens.  Found this on Craigslist, and the first sign that it is going downhill is that the school district is really named ”Maine Endwell” not “Main Endwell”:

lots of storage, fenced area in yard, country setting, (main endwell schools)

Exelent school district ( main endwell ) This lovley home is in need of a loving family. House offers 3 bed rooms, living room ,Eat in kitchen , 2 full baths ,lots of hall closets, a portion of the yard is fenced in for children or pet to play, huge garage and car port included. Fresh paint threw out the entire home. New carpets threw out, lovley hard wood stair case , new flooring in kitchen and foyer. 1st month rent, $975 security and credit report needed upon sighning lease. 6 month or a year lease . Trained pets ok with extra security, we can discuse over phone.

Snakes in his Pants

Here’s the story following an SUV accident. 

From the Providence Journal, Aug 2:
HARTFORD, Conn. — Police say a driver blamed a car crash in Hartford, Conn., on two pet baby snakes that he said escaped from his pants pockets as he was driving.  More> 

The article goes on to say that animal control could not find the snakes to verify the story. 

If this is a lie, what story could he possibly be covering up?

Since this is our official first post, it is only fitting that we can start off with one of our favorite characters in the world, Johnny Damon. It has nothing to do with his baseball activity, but his approach to life — or cluelessness, whatever. Following the Yankees big win against the Red Sox he was interviewed by the media in front of his locker. Prior to his piece was an interview with new Yankee Mark Tiexiera who had pictures of his children hanging over his shoulder. Next up Damon, and he’s standing in front of his laptop monitor with a photo of his wife in a bikini. It actually looks like a photo shoot which make you love his life even more. So Johnny here’s to you as our first post, and keep it classy because you’ll make my job easier.  See the video from SNY.

Since this is our official first post, it is only fitting that we can start off with one of our favorite characters in the world, Johnny Damon. It has nothing to do with his baseball activity, but his approach to life — or cluelessness, whatever.

Following the Yankees big win against the Red Sox he was interviewed by the media in front of his locker. Prior to his piece was an interview with new Yankee Mark Tiexiera who had pictures of his children hanging over his shoulder. Next up Damon, and he’s standing in front of his laptop monitor with a photo of his wife in a bikini. It actually looks like a photo shoot which make you love his life even more.

So Johnny here’s to you as our first post, and keep it classy because you’ll make my job easier. 

See the video from SNY.

"Sorry we don’t think you’re right for the job, but I want to follow you on Twitter."
— An HR person from Boston.
What does ”Friendships/Destroy” mean? The phrase “Friendships Destroy” comes from the Twitter page that gets called when you UnFollow someone on Twitter.  The screen shot is real and the domain is in the footer.  Though I’m sure the runaway popularity of this blog will cause them to change it soon.

What does ”Friendships/Destroy” mean?

The phrase “Friendships Destroy” comes from the Twitter page that gets called when you UnFollow someone on Twitter.  The screen shot is real and the domain is in the footer.  Though I’m sure the runaway popularity of this blog will cause them to change it soon.

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